My laptop hates me. I haven’t shut her off in weeks so it’s getting really slow. I need to baby it. Maybe put it in a uppa baby vista 2012, change its diaper, and get it a bottle.

But I’m sure simply restarting it would do a world of good. I’ll do it later. Like in 20 minutes. I sitll need to do some work. That’s more important.

I want an epiphone.

But there are many things in this world that I want, but might not really get.

I need to accept that. But still maybe hope that I’ll get this in the future.

Is this the appropriate time to go off on a tangent? Probably not. Anyway. Before I think of getting an epiphone, I need to improve my skills which are nonexistent as of the moment.

Did I mention that I’m now wearing glasses? I don’t think so.

So yeah, instead of talking about trailer hitches, let’s talk about my awesome glasses.

Actually they’re not so awesome. I’m sick of them..

I have astigmatism and it sucks. It’s not fun. I look ridiculous, feel ridiculous, and the classes leave markings around my eyes. But I don’t like contacts either. It’s like I’m stuck between a rock and hard place.

Do I need a meditation pillow?

I’ve just been thinking long and hard about it. What does it do? Why do people use it? Why do I keep asking questions about things? I have never been this inquisitive.

I hope this is a good thing. I hope it’s a step toward being better. Being inquisitive. Or maybe I’m just starting to become eccentric. Which isn’t bad either.

I want to know what an elo touch screen is. It intrigues me and I dislike being left out in the world of gadgetry.

What is it, really? Can anyone fill me in? What’s good about it, what so special that it has it’s own special name.

You can drop your answers in the comments if you do have anything to say.

I wonder what my friends would think if they saw me wearing a Joe Rocket Ballistic Jacket?

On a serious note, I have been making some adjustments to my wardrobe. I have been buying dresses, more feminine pieces… It’s weird. But I have been able to find pieces that suit my personality. And I like it. It’s still weird, though. In a good way.

Hello reinvention.

I love shopping for office supplies. It’s one of my strangest quirks. Shopping for the perfect set of gift card envelopes is pretty much a perfect shopping assignment for me. Given that I have enough time.

I can spend a PhP500 gift check on office supplies alone. Been there, done that. Been called a freak for it. I’m a weirdo, I know.

It’s hard to pretend you like a person… when you really don’t.

Sometimes electrosurgery seems like a better alternative than being obligated to hang out with someone you don’t like. Seriously.

Or maybe I’m just a judgmental bitca. Sometimes I wish I could be more accepting of other people but there are just certain personalities that don’t click with me. I’m not about to force myself to like someone just because I have to.

I don’t like hats. But I find Fedoras Hats very very appealing on men.

Maybe it’s just me but they are really attractive if worn properly. Just a weird thought.

But I’m not a hat person, so me wearing a fedora would be next to impossible. A feat. A miracle. And yes, I exaggerate so much it’s almost criminal. But who cares.

I’m getting a car next month and I keep wondering what accessories I need to add to that old SUV.

I keep thinking of whispbar roof rack. Clearly I have no idea what I’m getting at. But let’s pretend I do. Do I need one? I don’t know.

But I am excited at the prospect of finally getting a car. Now I just wish I had my license like now.